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April 6, 2010 — 5 Comments

The Age: Put soft porn out of view: experts

MORE than 30 of Australia’s leading child experts are calling for an unprecedented ban on the sale of adult magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse and other ”soft porn” material from newsagents, milk bars, convenience stores, supermarkets and petrol stations.

Lets ignore the implications for the ever increasing Australian theocracy the proposal offers, and look at the part I emphasised.

So who’s on this list of “child experts” you may well ask?

Tim Costello, CEO World Vision

What they left off was Tim Costello is the Reverend Tim Costello. Yep, people in charge of churches are most definitely children experts

Noni Hazlehurst, AM, actor, child advocate

Yes, an actress who is most famous for having hosted Play School. Definitely an expert

Clive Hamilton, AM, Professor of Public Ethics at the Centre for Applied Philosophy and Public Ethic

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Clive Hamilton shouldn’t be let near adults, let alone children.

There are others as well. Hetty Johnson springs to mind: when did never shutting the fuck up qualify you as an expert on children exactly?

There’s names on the list I don’t recognize, but since when does a law degree or MBA make you a expert on children again?