Whilst I’m still waiting on my latest attempt to convert Thunderbird files to something I can use elsewhere (it’s been an hour running now!), two quick smiles both from Fark:
On this story about a hit and run at a McDonalds outlet, the Fark headline: “Disgruntled McDonald’s customer runs into two other customers with her car after dispute over who was next in line. Victims reportedly not loving it”
In response to this story on 7 people dying in a toilet accident, the first comment: “Well, that’s a shiatty way to die.”.